Michael Phelps Is A Fish
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Unless you’ve been hiding on a distant planet under a rock, you’ve heard about Michael Phelps’ incredible success. Seeing him crush the hopes of dreams of aspiring athletes around the world brings a smile to my American face. The term “American hero” has been thrown around way too much and has consequently lost meaning; however, Phelps really exemplifies the term.

In half an hour, Phelps will be competing for what could be #7 – both the number of gold medals and number of world records he has acquired during the Beijing Games. It’s almost ridiculous when you think about what he has accomplished at such a young age. Heck, even the fact that he eats 12,000 calories a day makes some of us *cough* jealous. But when it comes down to it, Phelps really does bring out an ideal which rarely surfaces in society – an individual using his or her talent to the fullest.
Though his DNA separates him from aquatic creatures, Phelps was made for swimming. Based on his 6’4″ frame, Phelps has a longer-than-average torso and shorter-than-average legs. This combination is perfect to provide more upper-body strength and effective leg usage throughout his swimming movement. Reminds me of Lance Armstrong, aka “Mr. Cardiovascular”, competing in the Tour de France and having a natural advantage over his competition. Power to both of these athletes… especially since they’re Americans.
Vardaman was completely wrong in stating that “[his] mother is a fish.” He actually meant Michael Phelps. Faulkner just didn’t make that revision. Of this, I am certain.
Oh well, time to go and watch Phelps win another gold. Hope everyone has been enjoying these Olympics!
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Published: 3 years, 5 months ago
Just as a follow-up to this post, Phelps won his 7th gold at the Games by a mere hundredth of a second. That’s 0.01 seconds, ladies and gentlemen. How is that possible? Well, it should be obvious by now. He’s a fish (…and superman). Hoping to see him make it a perfect 8 for 8 in tonight’s relay.