Quote of the Day 2

Published: 2 years, 10 months ago (Apr 8, 2009) in Journal
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Here’s a brilliant quote by George Carlin:

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.”

What do you think?

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5 Responses to “Quote of the Day 2”
  1. Rizwana
    Published: 2 years, 10 months ago

    Lol…..

  2. Stefan
    Published: 2 years, 10 months ago

    I remember Eaton once gave us a lecture about how life is parabolic, there was something about wetting the bed, wanting to have sex and not getting it, wanting to drive, yadda yadda.

    I wish I could google it but I’m almost tempted to say he made it up as I can’t even find it. Kinda cool actually :)

    • Rishi
      Published: 2 years, 10 months ago

      Gosh I miss Mr. Eaton. I remember when you used to call Leake “Fajita.” It took me forever to figure out why until I saw his shirt for myself. :-D

  3. Danish
    Published: 2 years, 6 months ago

    I am going to steal that for my facebook status! haha great quote

    • Rishi
      Published: 2 years, 6 months ago

      It really is! Makes you realize how funny life is. :-D

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