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You know you’re a student at Baylor Med when…

• Lecturers say things like “I’m motivated by the fact that I’m hot, and I need to take off my clothes.”
• When in doubt, you know it’s vimentin positive.
• You’re taught ten things monocytes can become but are likely to get asked for fifteen things they can become on an exam.
• You would rather sell your first born rather than live a life of shame for missing a question on cilia.
• When leaving a block party, you calculate exactly how many days are left till the next one.
• “Positively elegant” is a complete sentence.
• The first thing you do after opening a PowerPoint file is look at the slide count… even before the title of the lecture.
• You live on a steady supply of candy for student affairs, coffee from the alumni office, and lunch from various meetings/seminars.

That’s all for now, but I’ll keep adding more content to this post in the future.

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As a third year medical student at Baylor College of Medicine, my posts are intended to educate others and share my experiences from this incredible journey without violating patient privacy at all costs. These blurbs are not to serve as a replacement for recommendations provided by licensed physicians under any circumstance.